Now In Its 17th Slutty Year

If the age-old story of Clara and her Nutcracker Prince has become a little too predictable or you find yourself falling asleep to the chimes of the 'Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' then perhaps it's time to find a new holiday tradition... Serving Christmas realness with a side of naughtiness, Somerville Theatre's burlesque spoof The Slutcracker may just be the answer! Definitely not one for the whole family, the adult-themed holiday show features drag queens, tango dancers, acrobats, belly dancers, ballerinas and hula hoopers in a whirlwind of scintillating and sensual strip-tease, costumes and dances.

What is the story?

Told through the eyes of a grown up Clara, who's now engaged to Fritz, the story begins on Christmas eve, when the couple exchange presents with their friend Drosselmeyer. Instead of the traditional nutcracker, Drosselmayer gifts Clara a sex toy nicknamed The Slutcracker, which comes to life to leads the innocent young woman on a kaleidoscopic sexual awakening through a dreamlike land filled with blossoming desires, dominatrix fantasies, pole dancers, topless fan dancers and synchronised swimmers...